Don't Be Hatin' The Empire.

So the Yankees went out and made a deal with Pittsburgh. No big deal right ? Wrong.

It seems the entire Baseball world is getting their panties in a bunch over the trade.

C'mon now, I didn't hear anyone crying when Boston raped Florida to get Beckett AND Lowell.

I know Florida got Hanley Ramirez but give me a break. They just threw in Lowell. What a throw in he was. World Series MVP anyone.....................



Someone "splain" to me why Manny Ramirez is upset with Boston. They only put up with all of his crap, listen to his nonsense. Let him sit when he says that his boo boo knee isn't feeling so good. Let's not forget about his stellar defensive play. Or the fact that he hasn't run out a grounder out since the Millenium. Yeah he has produced some sick numbers but why complain? I guess the 20 million a year isn't enough. So what if they don't pick up his option. Someone will pay him.



Back to the Yankees, What's the deal with win a few then lose a few ? There's no excuse for it at this time of the year. Great outing by Marte vs. Baltimore, wasn't it. Lefty specialist huh. I can hit him. Only kidding. Come to think of it, no I wasn't.

J-E-T-S

What are the Jets waiting for ? If Favre agrees to play two years, make the deal. With all of the money the Jets put out in the off season they need to win now. I don't think the Chad or Kellen Clemens is going to be leading the Super Bowl Shuffle anytime soon. So what if they have to give up a 1st rounder. Whoopie - Frickin - Do. Make the deal. Maybe Richard Todd is available.



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Put a little lipstick on the dipstick my friends.

Johan Goes Nine - Yanks Fall to Sox

Greetings from the shop.


How about them Mets, ( 1st place Mets I should note ) Met fans rejoice or panic ? Johan looked good but what did it say about the pen that he stayed in for the ninth after last weeks mess.
Too bad Santana can't pitch the ninth everyday.

After taking the first two, the Yankees fell to Boston last night. That's ok Yankee fans. Two out of three isn't bad at all. We were bound to have a bad game. Gotta give credit to the Yankee pitching as of late. Jobba sticking it to Boston was sweet. Tell Youkilis to pull that jaw out of the way next time. Big ole baby. So the Sox went & hit A-Rod. Don't they know he needs that arm to juggle the babes.



Ever notice that Big Papi ( David Ortiz ) looks like the mother from Good Times? ( Esther Rolle )





Go see "Step Brothers" for some good old fashion family fun.

That's it for now, see ya next time at the Taco Shop.
Keep it wet.

Barry Ball - Just Say No

So, I see that Hank "The Skank" Steinbrenner wants to discuss bringing Barry Bonds to New York. I'm sure he can help the Yankees with his bat but do they really need the nonsense that comes along with him. Forget about using the juice, He's under indictment. There's one other small issue with him. HE'S A JERK. I wonder how many lockers he will require here. Don't get me started on having his kids serve as bat boys. I think his son is at least 40 himself,
Kidding of course but give me a break.

I bet A-Rod wouldn't mind having Barry here. He would take some of the media attention away from A-Rod. By the way, so what if Alex is banging a different woman in every city. Remember, his buddies are saying the he's the victim. Show his Rodness some love. Give him a break and let him screw up another Yankee post season. Too bad about his playoff screw up. Imagine how much tail he would get if he actually performed well in the playoffs.........

Don't get too happy yet Met fans. There's plenty of time left for them to collapse.
C'mon guys do it for Willie....................

I saw Kellen Clemens saying that he enjoyed some success last year. Hello Mcfly ! Anybody home ? Maybe he considers not getting cut a success. J-E-T-S !!!!

That's it for now.
See ya next time at The Taco Shop.
Go get some stank on your hang low kiddies.

J-E-T-S / M-E-T-S -- Oh Boy

Greetings from the Taco Shop.
Can't help but laugh at the Jets QB situation. They spend all of this money during the off season but don't upgrade the most important position. I think it might be the Chad but I think I can out throw him. And Clemens, C'mon now, That's not a name to have in the sporting world these days. Which team has it worse, the Jets or the Bears. Lovey is flipping a coin to see which QB practices with the1st team. That'll work.

And what can you say about the Mets ? Choke away my friends. Play an important game and somehow they'll screw it up. Poor Santana, Atleast this time they can't blame Wagner. What the hell, blame him anyway. Great play by Reyes by the way.
Willie wasn't all to blame but he brought some of his problems on himself with that race crap. New Yorkers love Willie. There was no need for his race comment. But then again, it wasn't as bad as Jesse Jackson.

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