Barry Ball - Just Say No

So, I see that Hank "The Skank" Steinbrenner wants to discuss bringing Barry Bonds to New York. I'm sure he can help the Yankees with his bat but do they really need the nonsense that comes along with him. Forget about using the juice, He's under indictment. There's one other small issue with him. HE'S A JERK. I wonder how many lockers he will require here. Don't get me started on having his kids serve as bat boys. I think his son is at least 40 himself,
Kidding of course but give me a break.

I bet A-Rod wouldn't mind having Barry here. He would take some of the media attention away from A-Rod. By the way, so what if Alex is banging a different woman in every city. Remember, his buddies are saying the he's the victim. Show his Rodness some love. Give him a break and let him screw up another Yankee post season. Too bad about his playoff screw up. Imagine how much tail he would get if he actually performed well in the playoffs.........

Don't get too happy yet Met fans. There's plenty of time left for them to collapse.
C'mon guys do it for Willie....................

I saw Kellen Clemens saying that he enjoyed some success last year. Hello Mcfly ! Anybody home ? Maybe he considers not getting cut a success. J-E-T-S !!!!

That's it for now.
See ya next time at The Taco Shop.
Go get some stank on your hang low kiddies.